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Greetlisting by The Darkness

EHL T - - - T - - : - - : - - - HEY AND HELLO !!! I'AM THE APPLE INT. OF THE DARKNESS,AND I PRESENTS TO YOU THE TDS GREETLISTING !!! IF YOU DON'T KNOW,TAI HAS WRITTEN THIS MEGA INTRO ! OK, ENOUGH USELESS WORDS - NOW I WILL SEND THE SPECIAL GREETINGS TO ALL THE OTHERS DARKNESS MEMBERS ! NORMAL GREETINGS TO - VTACTS IN ABC ORDER !!! OH EXCUSE,LOOK INTO THE NEXT DEMO FOR THIS !!! I WILL SAY AN OTHER HELLO TO MY TWO NEW CONTACTS WHITCH HAVE WRITE TO ME TODAY !! THEY ARE THE DISCIPLES/TDS (NEHMT EINE ANERE ABKURZUNG,WIR WAREN ZU ERST DA) AND TO SILLY IDOL PAINTING COMPANY (DENMARK)! A WORD TO IRONFIST INC. (ARE YOU STILL A MEMBER OF US ??? CONTACT US !!!) OK THAT IS THE END,PRESS NOW SPACE !!! - T - - - T - - : - - : - - - INTRO WRITTEN BY THE APPLE INT.! FOR THE WORLD FAMOUS DARKNESS! - .HEY AND HELLO - I'AM THE APPLE INT. OF - LADARKNESS,AND I PRESENTS TO YOU - L(DON'T KNOW,TAI HAS WRITTEN THIS MEGA INTRO ! OK, ENOUGH USELESS WORDS - NOW I WILL SEND - LOSPECIAL GREETING - A(M( MEMERS !! NORMAL G - H$MOPO$IN ABC ORDER - OUR CONTACTS LIKE: ACS, ALPHA-FLIGHT, ANC, BFBS (ON AMIGA), BBR, CCT, C.A.C., DSCHO OF S-S, DANISH-GOLD - FTEAM, DUTCH USA - ATOM/NE, FCS, FIDO(FAUN), GCF, GSS (MR.MILLER), GNC OF CFG, HCA (TIT), HOTLINE (POPEYE), HPD, IRONFIST (WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU- - EQM_DISKS BACK), MCG (DISK - -SOFT INC/MSI (SHANDOR), MAGIC CIRCLE/MCL, MAD,MPI, NEW EDITION (IPS) - FRENCH CRACKERS, OVERSEAS (THE WORKS), PC, SCA, SHIELD, SOD (ERROR-TERR - SIB, STAR-DUO, SUNNY-BOYS/TRI, SAP, SEVEN UP CREW, STRIPES (MFCF), - GRTWORX, TAU (PAPERMAK - E6N/TCF (LIONSOFT), TIA, - LAST-SCIENCE (HERKULES), - EWO/1945, TNG (FUCKING - -FORCE, THS, TCI, TOD, - NA-FOX), UCF (PLAYER 1), XAKK CR. SERV., YADE (GAL), LRA, RATS CIE, TCS, - L(IE TO TAI: PLK 043352 B 4 - 0= DUESSELDORF 1 WEST-GERMANY - ?GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - - .HEY AND HELLO - I'AM THE APPLE INT. OF THE DARKNESS,AND I PRESENTS TO YOU THE TDS GREETLISTING - IF YOU DON'T KNOW,TAI HAS WRITTEN THIS MEGA INTRO ! OK, ENOUGH USELESS WORDS - NOW I WILL SEND THE SPECIAL GREETINGS TO ALL THE OTHERS DARKNESS MEMBERS ! NORMAL GREETINGS TO - VTACTS IN ABC ORDER - , OH EXCUSE,LOOK INTO THE NEXT DEMO FOR THIS - E I WILL SAY AN OTHER HELLO TO MY TWO NEW CONTACTS WHITCH HAVE WRITE TO ME TODAY !! THEY ARE THE DISCIPLES/TDS (NEHMT EINE ANERE ABKURZUNG,WIR WAREN ZU ERST DA) AND TO SILLY IDOL PAINTING COMPANY (DENMARK)! A WORD TO IRONFIST INC. (ARE YOU STILL A MEMBER OF US - #OK THAT IS THE END,PRESS NOW SPACE - INTRO WRITTEN BY THE APPLE INT.! FOR THE WORLD FAMOUS DARKNESS! - .HEY AND HELLO - I'AM THE APPLE INT. OF - LADARKNESS,AND I PRESENTS TO YOU - L(DON'T KNOW,TAI HAS WRITTEN THIS MEGA INTRO ! OK, ENOUGH USELESS WORDS - NOW I WILL SEND - LOSPECIAL GREETING - A(M( MEMERS !! NORMAL G - H$MOPO$IN ABC ORDER - OUR CONTACTS LIKE: ACS, ALPHA-FLIGHT, ANC, BFBS (ON AMIGA), BBR, CCT, C.A.C., DSCHO OF S-S, DANISH-GOLD - FTEAM, DUTCH USA - ATOM/NE, FCS, FIDO(FAUN), GCF, GSS (MR.MILLER), GNC OF CFG, HCA (TIT), HOTLINE (POPEYE), HPD, IRONFIST (WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU- - EQM_DISKS BACK), MCG (DISK - -SOFT INC/MSI (SHANDOR), MAGIC CIRCLE/MCL, MAD,MPI, NEW EDITION (IPS) - FRENCH CRACKERS, OVERSEAS (THE WORKS), PC, SCA, SHIELD, SOD (ERROR-TERR - SIB, STAR-DUO, SUNNY-BOYS/TRI, SAP, SEVEN UP CREW, STRIPES (MFCF), - GRTWORX, TAU (PAPERMAK - E6N/TCF (LIONSOFT), TIA, - LAST-SCIENCE (HERKULES), - EWO/1945, TNG (FUCKING - -FORCE, THS, TCI, TOD, - NA-FOX), UCF (PLAYER 1), XAKK CR. SERV., YADE (GAL), LRA, RATS CIE, TCS, - L(IE TO TAI: PLK 043352 B 4 - 0= DUESSELDORF 1 WEST-GERMANY - ?GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> -